One time I went to a monster truck rally and got picked out of the audience to play a video game on the megatron. I was literally playing against children who were like good at this monster truck game. The stadium was packed, like 30,000 people no cap. I just went down there and button mashed and won a trip to Las Vegas, where I got alcohol poisoning. This hat is that experience, but in pink cloth.
• Low Profile Fit
• Pink Sandwiched Bill
• 8,000+ Stitches
• Velcro Back
• Genderless and Fire
• Even More Fire Embroidered on Brim